Ze Mischief crew is back, back from vacation.
So good revelers clean thy slates, gird for libation.
Wednesday, 8P, August Twenty Seven.
Find us on a roof, address 305, Avenue Second.
Ye microbrew Butternuts will be free on tap
To slake thy thirst with their mighty Pork Slap.
Pranksters will be on hand, eyes sparked with glee.
To join us, dear friends, just RSVP.