Verizon Guy=Marlboro Man?

01 Oct 2008

throat.jpgStarting today, cigarette packs in the UK will be labeled with ghastly images of cancer damage. A picture is worth a thousand words. Of course cell phones seem to pose a risk as well – and should have warnings – so say scientists. Luckily, Big Cell has done their own research, and

…presented evidence that cell phones are safe. The wireless industry, from Nokia (NOK) and Motorola (MOT) to Verizon Wireless and AT&T (T), says there is no cause for concern. “The overwhelming majority of studies that have been published in scientific journals around the globe show that wireless phones do not pose a health risk,” said the Cellular Telecommunications & Internet Assn., the wireless industry’s trade group…

Well that’s fertile ground for a lawsuit down the road, if we aint all dead by then.


  1. 1 Oct 2008 nerditry

    Leave Gary Larson out of this.